eaudedaddyissues:

[TW for ableist slur (“lame”)]
gwenfrankenstien:

Narration: “This is Lucy. Lucy loved to watch Teen Titans every week on Cartoon Network from 2003 to 2006.
Lucy loved Starfire.”
Lucy: “Starfire can fly and she can shoot firebolts and she wants everyone to be friends and she’s loyal and she loves Robin and she gets her strength from the power of her emotions!”
Narration: “Lucy is now in college. She misses her childhood idol, but Starfire hasn’t been on television for years.
Thankfully, DC Comics is heavily promoting their rebooted comics aimed at new readers!
Comic book Starfire is an amnesiac, emotionally-detatched sex prop who has no friends and who doesn’t enjoy things because enjoying things is super lame.”
Reboot Kory: “I’m bored. Show me your penis.”
Lucy: “You have got to be kidding me.”
Narration: “Lucy will never try another DC comic again.
The Teen Titans cartoon had two million viewers.
Best-case scenario, a comic book will have 100 000 readers.
DC COMICS: BAD AT MATH.”

eaudedaddyissues:

[TW for ableist slur (“lame”)]

gwenfrankenstien:

Narration: “This is Lucy. Lucy loved to watch Teen Titans every week on Cartoon Network from 2003 to 2006.

Lucy loved Starfire.”

Lucy: “Starfire can fly and she can shoot firebolts and she wants everyone to be friends and she’s loyal and she loves Robin and she gets her strength from the power of her emotions!”

Narration: “Lucy is now in college. She misses her childhood idol, but Starfire hasn’t been on television for years.

Thankfully, DC Comics is heavily promoting their rebooted comics aimed at new readers!

Comic book Starfire is an amnesiac, emotionally-detatched sex prop who has no friends and who doesn’t enjoy things because enjoying things is super lame.”

Reboot Kory: “I’m bored. Show me your penis.”

Lucy: “You have got to be kidding me.”

Narration: “Lucy will never try another DC comic again.

The Teen Titans cartoon had two million viewers.

Best-case scenario, a comic book will have 100 000 readers.

DC COMICS: BAD AT MATH.”

(via skalja)